Part 1

 So I met this girl on POF (Plenty of Fish)

She said we was from Tiburon, CA.  Plumber, huh?

 

 I said to myself, ok, that's close, and she's cute.
(Since I am an observant guy)

She says she is 44
(I should have know better, at least 10 years younger)
(But I cannot give it all away at once)

She is safe.  Good to go!!!

Warning:  (PS this blog sucks but it's easy)

I know the train tracks in Tiburon, I have lived here for 25 years, 2 years in Tiburon. 
But!!!!
... of course I doubt myself. 
Ok ok. 

I let this through because she is cute. 

Love and "lust" win.  (dumb human male target)

DUMB MALE